I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well
My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post
always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.
Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog
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when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something
Disney Princesses as sloths.
You have waaaaay too much time on your hands there Jordan.
Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.
Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?
Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh.
Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Anything causes them
Favorite answer so far.
Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off
Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION. Because this is extremely important.
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing.
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs.
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls.
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”
DIY FACE/LIP SCRUB: combine honey and sugar
-Spray perfume on your hairbrush to leave a slight scent in your hair.
-Use a damp cloth to get off deodorant residue.
Add drops of tea tree oil to shampoo and conditioner (you could buy tea tree shampoo and conditioner at places like walmart, target, and hair salons. Paul Mitchell has a good tea tree shampoo and conditioner.) use baking soda on your roots in the shower and rinse, or leave apple cider vinegar on your roots for a few minutes in the shower and rinse.
Want whiter teeth?
Brush with baking soda and lemon/lime. Rub a banana peel on your teeth.
Have a zit/acne problems?
Crush up aspirin and mix with a little bit of water to make a paste. leave on over night. You can also try leaving a dab of toothpaste, benzyl peroxide, or salicylic acid on overnight. Tea tree oil, apple cider vinegar, cinnamon, and coconut all help with acne. Lemon juice helps lighten acne scars/ dark pigment.
Want to save money?
Purchase baby wipes instead of makeup remover wipes. They usually have the same exact ingredients, cost less, and wont irritate your eyes! Use witch hazel as an inexpensive facial toner.
Want Shiny Hair?
Use a hair gloss once a week to keep your hair dye looking shiny and new!
WANT LONGER HAIR?
Never brush your hair when it’s wet. It’s harder to brush because it gets tangled easier and can give you more split ends.
Take multivitamins (these will make your skin look great, plus your hair and nails grow a lot faster!)
Don’t wash your hair everyday (the natural oils in your hair help it grow! try washing it every other day and use dry shampoo if it tends to get oily fast) and use heat styling products as little as possible.
Put drops of lemon/lime in your shampoo or rub a dryer sheet all over your hair for a last minute fix.
-Dry nails faster by letting them sit for 2 minutes after you’ve painted them and then putting them in ice water. They’ll dry instantly!
-Get off polish easier. soak cotton with nail polish remover and wrap on your fingers with aluminum foil for five minutes. The polish will come off with one swipe. (acetone remover works best for this method.)
Want To Cover Your Tattoo?
-Use a red lipstick covering the black outlines.
-Pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder.
-Pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer.
-Use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.